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Full Name
David Bruce Frederick |
Aliases
Damian, Bones, Hey You! |
Least Favorite Work
Environment
Clean-up detail at the Stayton Cannery |
Favorite Work Environment
Double Cross Dude Ranch outside of Dubois, WY |
Distinguishing Features
Tall Drink o' Water |
Career Turning Point
Day 3 of Video Production 101 at the University of Hawaii |
Height/Weight
'bout 6' 5", 225ish |
Personal Motto
Never trust a pretty girl ... or a lonely midget. |
Date of Birth
November 6, 1958 |
Hobbies
Camping & Hiking & Fishing, sports, critters, and guitar pickin' |
Place of Birthin'
Madison, WI |
Turn-Ons
Babbling brooks and jagged peaks |
Place of Rearin'
Silverton, OR |
Turn-Offs
big hair, goulash, and the "Blair Witch" camera technique |
Place of Learnin'
University of Hawaii |
People Say I Look
Like
Sumpin' the cat dragged in |
Past Employment
Strawberry Picker (one day), Cannery Sanitation Engineer, Taco
Technician at Taco Time, Assistant Sergeant at Arms for the Oregon
State Senate, Tour Guide for the Oregon State Capitol, News Photographer
(ten years) |
Prized Possessions
Pipe collection |
Where
I want to be in Twenty Years
Greetin' folks at Walmart |
